They say that over 90% of the heat in your body escapes through your head, proven by research.
When we read new research that your affinity for:
1 - Speed,
2 - Horsepower, and
3 - the need for authoritarian manipulation of the remote control (even when alone)...
...also escape through your noggin, we knew we had to move fast, after all, the future of our culture is at stake here!
Gain control of these affinities once again by preventing their escape through your cranial epidermis with our new 034Motorsport hat! At the chagrin of friends, loved ones and passengers in your car, the 034Motorsport hat will give you that unreasonable, irrational, totally unnecessary, fuel guzzling desire to go faster.
The finest quality, flex fit, hat around.
One Size Fits Most.
