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Are you a spineless copycat without an authentic, respectable bone in your body? Do you look to others for your self worth, to the point of lying to yourself in a pitiful attempt at legitimacy? When you look in the mirror, does it pain you to look into your own eyes, do you hate yourself that much?
Well, we've got the product for you!
As you likely know, buying a proper turbocharged car from a real auto manufacturer is expensive and time consuming to maintain. Even worse and more expensive is converting a car or upgrading the turbochargers on an original turbo car - the heat and pressure basically making your wallet burn and explode!
Be the envy of all your friends, respect yourself, and even your own mother will quit denying she birthed you...WITH OUR NEW HIGH PERFORMANCE TURBO SIMULATOR VALVE!
While your "high brow" friends are slaving over their turbo conversions, and rich guys are wasting all that money on their twin turbo Porsches and dating super models, you can quickly and easily create a simulated turbo sound in the convenience of your apartment carport or your parents driveway! Simply pull the thumb out of your own ass and use it to screw the thumbscrew tight around your chrome exhaust tip.
Quick and easy to install, probably won't fall off, and most importantly, bring legitimacy to your image with our TURBO SIMULATOR VALVE.
NOTE - IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO BUY THIS, WE WILL CHARGE YOUR CREDIT CARD AND NEVER SHIP YOUR ORDER AS WE WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD STOCKING SUCH A RIDICULOUS PRODUCT AT OUR FACILITY
Eurosport Performance does not have live inventory. Although we aim shipping out not stocked products within 5 business days, supply constraints, import proceedures and product availability can cause additionnal delays. Please refer to the table below for more accurate details.
In stock - We have the item in stock at our warehouse and you can expect fulfillment within 24 hours.
Usually ships within 5-7 business days - We must import this product from our supplier or the manufacturer. Standard import proceedures take between 5-7 business days and you can expect fulfillment within 8 business days.
Back ordered - This product is out of stock at our warehouse with units in transit from our supplier. Fulfillment can vary.
If you wish to have a more accurate ETA, please send us a message at info@es-performance.com and we will respond within 24-48h.
12 Months
All products sold by Eurosport Performance are warrantied against manufacturing defects according to the manufacturer's warranty policy*. Warranty does not cover abuse, misuse, damages caused from improper manipulation, normal wear and tear, improper installation, or damages resulting from racing. Warranties only apply to the original owner. If a product is found defective, the customer will receive, at the discretion of Eurosport Performance, a replacement part at no extra cost.
* Conditions may apply. Please visit our Refund Policy or contact us at info@es-performance.com
